so this is my dog…
My Horcruxes
Well played.
I’m in tears
Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.
fuckIGN CHRIST
Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.
I am from Australia and this is fairly accurate
