June 2013
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May 2013
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Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.
I am from Australia and this is fairly accurate
April 2013
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“Tequila is Veritaserum for Muggles.”
—The best drunk text I have ever received. (via veryjerry)
