THAT HAIRBALL IS MY SON
AND YOUR FUTURE KING
the struggle between wanting to read new books and reread the entirety of harry potter is so real
so this is my dog…
I’m in tears
Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.
I am from Australia and this is fairly accurate
(Source: illshowyoumadness, via niki-lauda)